The Zee Team

Name:  Corporal Carnage

Zombie Style:  Slow, relentless and powerful

Most Likely To:  Roar in your face and make you wet yourself

 

This rough looking zombie has been scaring people since 2010 in a variety of guises.  An experienced actor of stage and screen, the Corporal is an excellent choice if you really want the ‘fear factor’ at your event. On the flip side, Corporal Carnage has been known to be kind to children and animals, although with the latter it’s usually just before he rips their hind legs off and uses them as toothpicks.............

 

 

 

Name:  ZombieMum

Zombie Style:   Screeching banshee, can move quickly

Most Likely To:  Creep up behind you and lick your face

 

Everybody loves ZombieMum.  Maybe it’s her maternal demeanour, maybe it’s because she’s a real lady.  Or maybe it’s because she’s got a screech that can clean windows and fingernails that can claw your enemies eyes out – either way ZombieMum is one popular zombie!  A talented scare actor and a consummate pro – let ZombieMum sing you a lullaby..... we DARE you.........

 

Please note, while ZombieMum might look like a sweet, innocent lady she has a vicious streak a mile wide.  She is very protective of her zombie kin and will lash out if she feels they are threatened.  Actually she may lash out anyway.  Poor dear can’t help it

 

 

Name: D.O.A.

Zombie Style: Fast moving

Most Likely To: Run up to you and eat your face

 

D.O.A. is not a nice zombie.  Far from it.  As a human D.O.A. was a kind-hearted family man, but after getting bitten while on his morning jog – well now he’s angry and even worse... he’s hungry!

 

Fast, ruthless and unstoppable (yeah we know about the ‘blow to the head’ thing, but can you hit a moving target?) D.O.A. is a veteran of several horror movies and live scare events.  He HAS been known to be sympathetic towards children in the past, but perhaps that’s only because they’re too stringy to make a decent meal.

 

 

 

Name: Ripper

Zombie Style: Demented, delusional and determined

Most Likely To: Claw your eyes out and pee in the sockets

 

Ripper was a good Catholic girl with a loving mother and absentee father.  Then things started moving round the house and one failed exorcism later, Ripper’s soul was cursed for all time.  Until her possessed body tried to rip apart a zombie. Ever wonder who’d win in a fight between a demon and a zombie?  Now you know. Demons may rule hell but zombies own the Earth..............

 

This zombie has appeared in films, promotional videos and at Wembley Arena (with Vulgar Vicky, Emma Roid and Corporal Carnage). Just don’t let her near kebabs or doughnuts and you might just make it out alive.

 

 

 

Name: KillZip

Zombie Style: Silent, lurching and very quick

Most Likely To: Chase you down a country lane till you get tired

 

KillZip isn’t much of a talker these days.  He used to be a very chatty man until a zombie pounced on him in a supermarket car park and turned him into one of the undead.

 

This quick footed zombie is actually quite playful – he chases people but doesn’t bite and only feeds when he absolutely has to.  He’s more likely to stare at you than snarl in your face , but be careful – if you get on his bad side he’ll chase you down.....and feed..........

 

 

 

 

Name: Death Kitten

Zombie Style: Banshee. Hunter-killer

Most Likely To: Smile sweetly just before she screams and tears you to shreds

 

Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur.  Happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr purr p.....oh she’s ripped your arm off.  Dreadfully sorry, did you need it?  Ah.  Well, tough luck we did warn you!

 

DeathKitten looks harmless enough but don’t let her innocent smile fool you.  She’s a cold-hearted killer with long nails and a bad attitude.  Another veteran of indie horror movies, ‘Kitty’ is a welcome addition to our core team of zombies.  Please don’t annoy her – the legal bills are troublesome and it’s not like zombies have any money anyway!

 

 

 

Name: Erebus

Zombie Style: Brute

Most Likely To: Stare at you quizzically before pounding you into the floor

 

It’s hard to tell what goes on in Erebus’ head these days, he’s not much of a conversationalist since a zombie dog bit him on the ankle.  He did beat it to death with a spoon though – even before he turned he was a nutter!

 

He may not be the fastest zombie in our horde but he’s strong, relentless and he never stops.  Think you can escape him?  He never sleeps, he never rests, and he never. Stops. Coming. Thinks children are puppets so tends not to eat them but he has been known to squish them underfoot by accident.  He’s a little clumsy y’see.............

 

 

Name: Patient Zero

Zombie Style: High speed – faster than most humans

Most Likely To: Win 100m Gold in the Olympics, and to eat the runners-up on the podium

 

Patient Zero is a failed attempt to mix human and zombie DNA into the perfect athlete.  The theory was to give a human the relentlessness, drive and focus of a zombie.  Instead it gave Patient Zero the speed of a pro athlete, the hunger of a zombie and a high pitched screech.  Scientists eh?

 

Another seasoned veteran of films and live scare events, Zero has a split personality.  One minute she’ll be the sweetest zombie around, giving out coy smiles, batted eyelashes and as much cuteness as it’s possible to get in a 5ft 10 killing machine.  The next minute, the athlete chromosome kicks in and Zero wants to run.  It’s more fun if she has something to chase too!

 

 

Name: 666th Former

Zombie Style: Sweet...innocent...deadly...

Most Likely To: Get you to offer your phone number, before eating your brain

 

This seemingly innocent zombie has a dark past.  In her pre-zombie life, 666th Former was a Grade A student with an Ivy League boyfriend and a bright future.  Then she stabbed him in the eye for cheating on her with a cheerleader and got thrown in jail.  How she turned and how she escaped is still a mystery

 

With a film and TV background, 666th Former is professional and mostly friendly.  In fact, she’s known to ask people if they want to be her friend.  It’s not documented what’s happened to those who said no – but if I were you I wouldn’t hesitate in giving her an answer.  Say yes.  Make a girl happy!

 

 

Name: Vulgar Vicky

Zombie Style: Unpredictable

Most Likely To: Look at a flower for hours before ripping it to shreds and running away giggling

 

Vulgar Vicky is a very Bohemian zombie. If she could be a vegetarian zombie (graaaaaaaains!) she probably would be. She finds humans as curious and fascinating now as she did during her life, and if it weren’t for her penchant to laugh like a sailor and touch people inappropriately she probably wouldn’t be known as ‘Vulgar Vicky’.

 

This laid-back zombie can leap into angry action at the blink of an eye, despite her casual demeanour. A talented and reliable ‘scarer’, Vicky is great to have as part of the Zee Team

 

 

 

Name: Hildegard

Zombie Style: Manic, crazed and furious!

Most Likely To: Freak out at the sight of other zombies

 

Back in her human life, Hildegard was a well known singer and actress in local circles.  Until the day she died on stage.  Not in the classical sense -  halfway through a stirring rendition of ‘Oklahoma’ Hildegard was attacked and bitten by an infected theatre critic.  Worst. Review. Ever.

 

Once a keen singer, now Hildegard moans and screams to warn of her approach.  Curiously, her previous life’s fear of zombies seems to have migrated in some part to her new form.  As a result, Hildegard gets increasingly uncomfortable the more zombies are around – bad news for any human who’s around when she loses control.......

 

Name: Emma Roid

Zombie Style: Lunatic, prone to mood swings

Most Likely To: Sit in a corner rocking/ run through the forest chasing squirrels

 

It is said that after death, gases may escape from the body long after vital signs are lost.  This is especially true of Emma, who continues to emit foul gases – hence her zombie name! This has left Emma in a funny mood – as likely to bite you as to sit down and moan to herself.

 

Because of her..... ‘condition’, Emma is often seen with Vulgar Vicky. On their own, each is a daunting proposition but together they cause carnage. We recommend caution in approaching this wild, unpredictable zombie unless you have a bottle of Jack Daniels

 

 

 

Name: Lady Venom

Zombie Style: Sneaky, vicious and cruel

Most Likely To: Pull your heart out through your spine

 

Lady Venom was born to money. Sent away to Africa by her father to serve as a nurse to learn humility and a greater gratitude for her wealth, the lesson was sadly cut short when a rough mosquito bite turned Lady Venom into a member of the living dead.

 

It’s taken a while for Lady V to return to her ancestral home, guided by instinct and a deep rooted desire to shop in Knightsbridge but here she is. She may not have daddy’s fortune and a credit card with a £10k limit but just as before – what Lady Venom wants – Lady Venom gets!

 

 

 

Name: The Twins

Zombie Style: Walking down corridors hand in hand

Most likely to: Stay with you Danny.  Stay with you forever!

 

Little is known about The Twins, other than that they are two very attractive, idenitcally dressed zombies with a penchant for random and quite graphic violence.  Last seen wandering around Wolverhampton ripping flesh from tattoo covered rockers, approach with extreme caution.  No photo exists.  They ate the cameraman........................